The few people who have read this blog, seem to have liked it. You guys should like, tell other people you know about it, just so I can hopefully provide them with a couple of lulz here or there. It's quite easy really, to work it into conversation. Here, i'll even help you out!
(At water cooler)
You: Good morning, girlfriend/boyfriend!
Him/Her: I don't like the way our relationship is working out.
You: Oh, well thats cool. Have you ever been to elem08.blogspot.com?
Him/Her: I told you, I don't like the way our rela-
You: elem08.blogspot.com is the url. Jesus writes it, you know, that kid from school?
Him/Her: Why aren't you listening to me?! I want to brea-
You: elem08.blogspot.com
Him/Her: I love you.
You: I love you too. But not as much as we BOTH love Jesus.
Him/Her: You are right. Jesus is certainly amazing.
You: Let's both date Jesus.
Him/Her: Good idea.
Together: elem08.blogspot.com
(Enter midgets on cars, elephants balancing on balls, inflatable arm flailing tube man, etc.)
>:3
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Jesus...here's a tribute to the best comment in the world that I had just created but it got deleted...so here it goes...
I used your technique here...about the girlfriend/boyfriend thing...it works...So can we date now? Since I love you and all lol jk jk...but seriously...
I think you're the best blogger ever...because all you bitch about is cow shit and sleeping on the couch...
I enjoyed reading your blogs...they gave me some good "lulz" =D
Great blog, but you need to post more often!
Like, Jason Siu often!
<.<
lulz
the end
and done
a-ha-ha. you make-a me laugh.
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