Big Brother is Watching...Along with Everybody Else.

So it's come to my attention that many of the people that read my blog are not in the demographic that I intended to go for. In other words: lots of old people read this damn thing.

Now i know by writing a blog that gets posted on the internet, anything i write could technically be read by anyone. For all i know, my blog is visited by 20 child molesters daily, who are sitting in their child mole-stations, tracking me down so they can one day hone in for the kill. Note: 20 child molesters per day (or CM/d, as we call it here on the interbutts) is nothing impressive, really. The average teenage girls myspace page must get at least 80-90 CM/d, and thats not even on an especially good day.

Still, i can't get used to the fact that i have uncles, parents, cousins, even teachers reading this blog. In fact, i think i am even less freaked out by the child molesters, seeing as they have no effect on whether i can or can not go out on a saturday night, stay up late, or pass Computer Science 2. It's not that i mind these adults reading my blog; far from it! The way i see it, the fact that I can get a 40 year old man to laugh at my blog makes me feel kinda nice. Just this afternoon my uncle came up to me and asked if i've been to a Victoria' Secret lately. It's pretty cool having the shit you wrote be referenced to in conversation, I gotta say.

So yea, if you're one of the older folks visiting my blog, Welcome! Enjoy the gayjokes, and ignore the liberal use of "language enhancers. If you are visiting this site from work, at least make sure that nobody is around while you do so. Chances are, you don't want your boss knowing you read an online website where a 17 year old talks about tickling pickles.

We leave those scandals to the Congressmen.