I'll think of a Title Tomorrow...

I'm a lazy bitch.

That's the only way i can accurately state how i've been for the past however-long-it's-been-since-this-school-year-started.

I'm a lazy bitch.

I can't be the only person who feels this way, can I? Seriously. I get home, and even the most trivial and basic of tasks seems like a marathon run to me nowadays. Want to play videogames, but can't find the remote? Too bad asshole, you're surfing the internet. Can't reach the backpack because its too far away? Too bad asshole, you're doing your homework during tutorial. Can't do ANYTHING because it requires DOING? Too bad asshole, you're going to sleep.

I'm a laaaazy bitch.

My typical schedule has been over-run by periods of wasted time that i will literally spend staring at the ceiling. You know when they show images of people in a vegetative state on the news? It's like that, but even more pathetic. Mostly because the only thing that's keeping me from doing something productive is my own damn self.

Not to mention, as i'm sure you can tell, i've become terrrribly behind on the updating of this old blog here. You gotta understand though: I can't just pop out blogs like an underprivileged family pops out children. No; the will to write a blog comes to me randomly, when i least expect it. Actually it's not a completely random process. I find it usually comes to me when i actually have shit to do, so i can find a way out of doing it. Amazing, how that works. For example, right now i have calculus homework to finish up, as well as a government test tomorrow.

Have I started calculus homework?
Technically, the book IS open.
Have I studied for government at all?
HELL no.

So what DO i find time for in my busy, productive life?
I write a damn blog. Oh well, at least its easier than reaching for my backpack. Soooo far awaaaaaay.